My Forged Wedding: Yamato Line

My Forged Wedding

You know, I just realized that's Yamato as the first dude. What the hell.

Available for iPhone and probably iPad???

Yamato is actually the guy I wanted to play through at first, because he was kind of a huge fucking dick and I like huge fucking dicks because they always end up doing the Mr. Darcy thing, and Mr. Darcy is popular for a reason yo.

Plus, this is the first CG you get of him, all things considered.

Yamato's line has a fun story, honestly. Basically, he's a single male teacher at a private all-girl's school and to work there as a male teacher you need to be married. He'd been pretending to have a girlfriend who he was in the process of marrying but the vice principal was going to out him or something, thus you move in with him and pretend to be his wife.

Yeah, I know. REAL SITUATIONS THAT HAPPEN TO REAL PEOPLE cough cough

SHIT THE VICE PRINCIPAL IS COMING PRETEND TO MAKE
OUT WITH ME DAMNIT NOW STAT

So your character thinks he's doing this for perverted reasons (also known as: he's totally fucking his students), but nope, he's doing this to try and track down his dad who was a teacher at the school back when he was dating Yamato's mom before he rudely left her. Or something to that effect.

ANYWAY SO WHILE THAT STORY IS HAPPENING your character (remember I named her something totally American that didn't fit in with the other names at all, though to be honest I can't remember what I named her anymore which goes to show oyu how much personality my character has) keeps running into this very nice old man.

oh the vice principal came over TIME TO STAND NAKED IN THE BATHROOM
AND MAKE FAKE SEX NOISES no i'm not kidding

Anyone who has basically ever seen a television show or ever read a book can see where this is going from a mile off: TURNS OUT THE VERY NICE OLD MAN IS YAMATO'S DAD! GASP! So, you meant gentle old principal and he talks about how the love of his life left him and then Yamato confronts him and you're like "NOOO YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG" and Yamato is like "BITCH PLEASE I DON'T HAS DIZ SHIT WRONG" and so you make him "accidentally" show up at the same time as the principal to the place where the principal waits weekly for his mom to show up again and Yamato's like ZOMG OK MEBBE I WUZ WRONG and they embrace

And it's honestly very very sweet :|

Let's pretend to embrace to stop the vice principal again
OH THE SHENANIGANS

 Yes. I said it. It's honestly very sweet. Yamato's storyline honestly DID make me aw a few times. This also helps that there's a B-plot where one of Yamato's students tries to get you out of the relationship with him by making it seem like she's been sexual with him (she knows of a mole on his back and constantly threatens you), but Yamato handles that maturely and tells you not to be jealous and then like, makes out with you while shoving you up against a sink and pushing up your skirt for a while.

I mean, as far as hanky panky goes in these things, that shit is pretty intense!

Here's where you start fucking making out on the kitchen
counter.

SCORES

Each of the below categories is on a scale of 0 to 10 (0 being the worst, 10 being amazing). Thus the max total for a game is 40 points. "Rating" involves me giving a 0-10 rating depending on how NSFW the game is. 0 would mean it's so chaste there's nothing of the sort that would be even...remotely ...touchable. Or whatever. 10 would mean there's some hardcore raunchy sex. "Rating" is not calculated into the overall score.

NSFW Rating: 6: Honestly, of all of these? Yamato is probably like...the sexiest. (like, I'd say 7-10 would involve actually sex.) He mentions sex, mentions bringing people home, your character thinks about him in bed with her, you freakin' make out with him doing some minor groping (okay of like, your stomach) on the kitchen counter. As far as these little iphone games go, that's pretty damn intense! There's also talk about a student/teacher having a sexual relationship to the point a child is born, and you talk loudly about taking a sexy shower together with a guy nearby listening in.

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Graphics: 9: Honestly, Yamato's line had some really good graphics that I really enjoyed. Several of Yamato's made me giddily flail about a bit, so...thumbs up.

Gameplay: 6: To be honest, it's a visual novel. When you get them, you get what you pay for -- a lot of text to read and the occasional choice. This is better than, say, A Prince's Proposal for while you only get two choices, they're quite different and have notable differences good/bad when you choose them. There's not much in the way of strategy, but again. You get what you pay for with a vn.

Story: 10: I really, really enjoyed this quest line. Like, a lot. Far more than I have most any other. It was a bit silly, but it was a good sort of silly that I was willing to buy in to.

Fun: 10: Honestly, while I didn't squeal at this route, there were a few moments where I got super excited (or at times pissed) at something that happened, so y'know what, it was pretty fun and pretty well written.

Overall: 35 / 40 - B+

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